Energetic-Eater

How the Energetic-Eater eats

The Energetic-Eater eats watermelon at a jog. A slice disappears in about six seconds, the rind lands in the bin from across the room, and they are already reaching for the next one. Seeds are not removed, they are outrun. They eat standing up, usually outside, usually in direct Yellow family sunshine after doing something sweaty. Juice gets everywhere and they do not notice, because they have already left. Blink and you miss the whole slice.

Signature habits

• Finishes a slice in under ten seconds.
• Eats standing up, often in the middle of something.
• Throws the rind at the bin from across the room.