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Melonality

Yellow family · Fired up

The Master Eater

The Master Eater: a martial arts master in a yellow robe, in a fighting stance, with a watermelon for a head

Eats with perfect technique and expects you to learn it.

Strongest trait: Planning (90)

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How the The Master Eater eats

The Master Eater has studied the slice. They can pick a ripe melon by sound from across the market, split it with one strike, and clear a wedge in four big bites that follow the grain. Juice goes where they allow it to go. They eat with their hands, because forks are for students. Among the loud Yellow family they are the calm one in the sun, and they will correct your grip without being asked. Then they will show you again.

Signature habits

  • Picks a ripe melon by knocking once.
  • Clears a wedge in exactly four bites.
  • Corrects your grip without being asked.

The typical The Master Eater

Five traits, scored 0 to 100. Your own result draws your answers over this shape.

  • Messiness70
  • Speed60
  • Social45
  • Planning90
  • Chaos12
Mostly driven by Planning (90)