Watermelon Dictator

How the Watermelon Dictator eats

The Watermelon Dictator does not share watermelon. They allocate it. Before anyone gets a slice there is a cutting plan, a serving order, and a firm rule about where the seeds go. Triangles are standard issue; cubes require approval. Like every Green, they take the rind seriously, and anyone who leaves red on it will hear about it. They eat fast and clean so they can supervise. Everyone gets a fair share, which they decided, and nobody may complain about it.

Signature habits

• Hands out slices in a fixed order.
• Bans leaving red on the rind.
• Finishes first so they can supervise.