Angry-Eater

How the Angry-Eater eats

The Angry-Eater does not cut watermelon. They break it. A melon on the counter is a problem, and problems are solved with one heavy strike and both hands. The pieces are uneven and they do not care. They eat fast, bite hard, and spit seeds with intent. The mess is total. This is a Purple family eater, so it often happens late, after a long day, when the melon was the only thing in the fridge that did not argue back.

Signature habits

• Opens the melon by force, not by knife.
• Spits seeds at full power.
• Eats angrily, then feels much better.