Sus-Eater

How the Sus-Eater eats

The Sus-Eater is never seen eating watermelon, and yet the melon keeps getting smaller. Somewhere around two in the morning a fridge door opens, a knife moves very quietly, and a wedge disappears. By breakfast the cut side has been turned to face the wall. Like everyone in the Purple family, they do their best work after dark. When asked, they say they do not even like watermelon that much. There are seeds in their coat pocket.

Signature habits

• Turns the cut side of the melon to the wall.
• Eats at two in the morning by fridge light.
• Denies everything. Has seeds in their pocket.