Challenge-Eater

How the Challenge-Eater eats

The Challenge-Eater cannot see two slices without starting a race. Fastest slice, most slices, longest seed spit, no hands: every round is a contest, and they are keeping score. They eat in big, fast bites with juice everywhere, and they want witnesses. Losing is not discussed. In Purple family style the rematches run late into the night, until the melon is gone and someone has to admit defeat. It will not be them. They are already training for next summer.

Signature habits

• Challenges anyone nearby to a speed round.
• Keeps a running score of slices eaten.
• Demands a rematch after losing.