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Blue family · Steady

Defender-Eater

Defender-Eater: a riot officer in blue armour behind a tall shield, with a watermelon for a head

Guards their slice like it is the last one.

Strongest trait: Planning (85)

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How the Defender-Eater eats

The Defender-Eater has a slice and a perimeter. They pick a seat with their back to the wall, keep one arm around the plate, and eat quickly before anyone can ask for a bite. The best melon was chosen in advance and hidden at the back of the fridge, behind the vegetables, where Blue family melons go to stay cold and safe. Nobody has ever actually tried to take their slice. They are ready anyway.

Signature habits

  • Keeps one arm around the plate.
  • Hides the good melon behind the vegetables.
  • Eats fast in case someone asks for a bite.

The typical Defender-Eater

Five traits, scored 0 to 100. Your own result draws your answers over this shape.

  • Messiness40
  • Speed72
  • Social18
  • Planning85
  • Chaos10
Mostly driven by Planning (85)

The rest of the Blue family

Routine, reliable, and protective of their share.