Ordinary-Eater

How the Ordinary-Eater eats

The Ordinary-Eater buys the same size watermelon from the same shop every week and cuts it into the triangles everyone pictures when they hear the word. They eat at a normal pace, use one napkin, and spit the seeds into the bin like a reasonable adult. In the Blue family, that counts as a personality. Ask them how they eat watermelon and they will ask what you mean. Nothing about it is wrong. Nothing about it is a story, either.

Signature habits

• Buys the same watermelon from the same shop.
• Cuts the classic triangle, every time.
• Uses exactly one napkin.